"Raising the science of Humorous Illustration to an art form."
Friday, January 16, 2009
Illustration Friday: Pale
The illustrator began to feel pale as the representative from Illustration Friday approached, knowing that he was about to be confronted over the posting of irrelevant images.
I was born to, and raised by two very caring humans on Flora Street in Wichita, Kansas who did the best they could. During my childhood, my uncanny drawing skills kept me safe in the hood. Then, after serving several arduous years at Wichita State University, my toughness and cleverness that I acquired on the streets of Wichita enabled me to escape from Wichita under a tarp in the back of a southbound livestock/art supply truck. Nestled between a pig and a pile of 11"x14" spiral bound sketchbooks I found myself seeking my fortune in Dallas, Texas. Though my fortune eluded me, I did manage to have a great time drawing funny pictures for a lot of fine folks in that fine city. I was later fortunate to make the brilliant decision to move to Nashville, Tennessee, the greatest city on the planet. I know, that's a debatable assessment of Nashville, but I really, really like it here. I'm convinced that if I could sing, play an instrument, or were good looking, I could be a country music star. Till then, I make my living drawin' funny pictures, and painting rectangular paintings.
11 comments:
That's hilarious! Bill, you always manage to crack me up. Love it!
Hilarious!
Hey, I think you used to wear a jacket just like that..
Lol! It works for me!
too funny!!!
great illustration! I love a fellow smart-ass!
Oh man, I'm positive I've seen this creepy fella before - different name tag though. Very nice Bill.
so funny! i wouldn't like to meet him, he he... although i love this green so much!
Good drawing. This hand position is difficult to drawing and you did very well!
This is awesome! Such a fun character!!!
nice foreshortening. just like in college.
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