"Raising the science of Humorous Illustration to an art form."
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Detach.
I love eating animals. Sorry. I'm not a bad person. Just love that meat. There's an organization for people like me. I believe it's called PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.
I was born to, and raised by two very caring humans on Flora Street in Wichita, Kansas who did the best they could. During my childhood, my uncanny drawing skills kept me safe in the hood. Then, after serving several arduous years at Wichita State University, my toughness and cleverness that I acquired on the streets of Wichita enabled me to escape from Wichita under a tarp in the back of a southbound livestock/art supply truck. Nestled between a pig and a pile of 11"x14" spiral bound sketchbooks I found myself seeking my fortune in Dallas, Texas. Though my fortune eluded me, I did manage to have a great time drawing funny pictures for a lot of fine folks in that fine city. I was later fortunate to make the brilliant decision to move to Nashville, Tennessee, the greatest city on the planet. I know, that's a debatable assessment of Nashville, but I really, really like it here. I'm convinced that if I could sing, play an instrument, or were good looking, I could be a country music star. Till then, I make my living drawin' funny pictures, and painting rectangular paintings.
12 comments:
hehehe... Brilliant!
This is the funniest illustration this week, truely funny!
finger lickin'good...
Ehehehee! Great idea! Very funny!
Oh my..I laughed out loud! My favorite so far!
good jorb, bill... I like! :0)
congrats on the successful posting!
hilarious.
Great illustration. I made my day.
That is so funny. Even funnier that this chicken is being picked apart as it lives. Great stuff. Wonderful drawing.
jajaja muy bueno!
Haha! Brilliant! As I say... Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder! :)
OMG I love this!!!!!
xxKas
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