Other celebrity birthdays today: Arlo Guthrie, 61. Bela Fleck, 50. Gary LeVox (of Rascal Flatts), 38. Jessica (Thank God John Mayer dumped her!) Simpson, 28.
So scared of getting older
I'm only good at being young
So I play the numbers game
To find a way to say that life has just begun
Stop this train
I wanna get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
But honestly, won't someone stop this train?
-John Mayer (Stick with Jennifer Aniston you knucklehead!)